a) A board of experts who carefully consider every option.
b) A spaz.
Here's a clue, it's not 'a' and they've probably got stuck in a telephone box this morning. How do I know this (not the telephone box bit, that's just a theory)? Well I'll show you how I know this right here.
Claudia Winkleman has been confirmed as the surprise choice to replace Jonathan Ross on Film 2010.
"I am completely over the moon about being given this enormousOh of course you're proud and 'over the moon' to be presenting 'Film 2010', and I'm sure I would be the same if I was chosen to host 'Strictly Come Dancing', but I'd also be bloody amazed that they'd chosen me FOR NO APPARENT REASON. Also because I allegedly 'stalked' two of the contestants. Did you even write to the BBC for the job Winkleman? I did and I didn't even get a sodding response. No "we're sorry Neonsamurai, but although you're perfect for the job we're giving it to Winkleman, for no apparent reason", or "no you can't present 'Film 2010' but we'll let you do 'How to Look Good Naked' instead".
honour and am incredibly proud to be presenting the new look Film 2010. It's an
honour to follow on from the brilliant Jonathan Ross."
"I'm glad the RSPCA had you arrested." Lynlyn81
"You missed the whole point of the film." W4rr10r
"I demand you remove it from the internet at once!" Derek Palmers
"If you email me again I will notify Blogger." JenDZR
"UR mazziv ghey!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BAUER91
Face it, it's a sad day for film reviews everywhere when the person at the helm of the world's greatest film review show knows nothing about films, actors, producing, key grip and all that other stuff they have to do to make a film.